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Sleepy Joe’s Tea


When you absolutely, positively need to do something important, take it from Joe! Drink some of our Chamomile Lavender Sleepy Joe’s Tea and take a snooze. This package includes 20 tea bags, with a blend of organic chamomile and organic lavender, to help you get your snooze on.

Ingredients: Organic chamomile and organic lavender.

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We really do feel badly for President Biden. The poor man can’t speak many sentences without saying a word incorrectly, saying something inappropriate, or looking like he’s going to fall asleep. This tea was clearly inspired by his nap at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Glasgow, Scotland. Climate change is so important that the man fell asleep. We would have too, so it is understandable…

So far, President Biden has proven his inadequacies in three very obvious ways: his policies, his scandal and possible corruption, and his gaffes.

His policies:

  • His foreign policies, e.g. the debacle in Afghanistan. Though we believe it was way past the time to take the troops out of Afghanistan, the way it was done and the communication to the American citizens was extremely poor. Up to 15,000 American citizens were left in the country without an easy way to get out. Some were able to find ways to the airport, some tragically and unnecessarily lost their lives. But whether this was the Pentagon’s fault or by Joe Biden’s directives, he still is the leader of the US Military, so there must be some responsibility on him.
  • His border policy has been disastrous from the moment he took office. Starting with Honduras sending mobs of people to sit at the border to get into the US. This all came from the belief that they would receive amnesty as soon as they crossed the borders, as he talked about so often in his presidential campaign. He gave false hope to many people, and created a huge waste of border patrol resources trying to deal with the issues this caused.
  • Build Back Better and America Rescue Plan/America Jobs Plan/America Families Plan. These policies are not only expensive for our future generations who will be paying for them through monetary and price inflation, but some of the policies regarding unemployment have totally destroyed the labor market. With the amount of “free” and helicopter money, it is no surprise that many people did not want to work and decided to stay home longer on unemployment than normally would have happened. Many industries were faced with labor shortages, causing shortage of goods, which then caused inflated consumer pricing that we are still seeing the effects of today. These policies and proposals oftentimes have enormous pork barrel spending, and all had a bunch of junk in them that had no relation to the actual goal of the proposal, including climate change initiatives, tree equity, and electric vehicles.
  • While oftentimes, a President can’t be totally blamed for gas prices, there were some notable events that took place in the fuel industry. On January 20, 2021, President Biden revoked the permit for the Keystone Pipeline, and was left as an abandoned project not long after. This was one of the very first decisions he made as President. We see the increases in gas prices from just a year ago until now.
  • His COVID proposals have been all over the place, and extremely inconsistent. He has said he wouldn’t mandate a vaccine, then signed executive orders to make it extremely difficult to get a job or a keep a job unless you were vaccinated. Many of his policies have been deemed unconstitutional and are still in the courts today being fought. Yet, he still keeps pushing ahead with COVID policy that doesn’t seem to be helping, and slowly chip away at our personal liberties every day. (link to kung flu crush here somewhere)

His scandal and possible corruption:

Hunter Biden, Joe’s hoodlum son, received a $500,000 salary job with the company Burisma in Ukraine, which he had no business getting as he had no experience in the industry and had no knowledge of the job he was offered. President Biden used his connections to get his son a job, that he had no right to have, and completely covered it up and has yet to fess up to it. At the time, Hunter was into drugs and other unscrupulous behavior. A laptop was found that was reported to be his, which he never denied, but the media quickly covered it up. Over a year later, it was confirmed that it belonged to Hunter, and contained emails from Ukrainian leadership thanking him for setting up meetings with his dad, Joe Biden. Though it is clear to see that there is likely misuse of Joe Biden’s power, nothing has ever been done about it; it has simply been swept under the rug by the media and the government.

His gaffes:

This is by far the most amusing of the issues with Joe Biden.  There are a few things that should worry people about the self proclaimed “gaffe machine”. Though many may think some of the crazy things he has said are a result of his old age and some might say his diminishing mental state, these gaffes have been happening for quite a while.  Most will remember how he was essentially shut out from speaking with the media in just a few years after becoming the Vice President, likely because of so many crazy things he said. So here are just a few things he has said, did or talked about:

  • “In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” – Trying to bond with an Indian-American Supporter in 2006
  • “I mean, you’ve got the first sort of mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean. That’s a storybook, man.” – Talking about Barack Obama in 2007
  • “We have this notion that somehow if you’re poor you can not do it, poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.” – Talking to a group of minority activists in 2019
  • “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.” – Talking to a 21 year old college student who asked him about why he did poorly in the Iowa Caucus 2020
  • “You got more questions? Well I’m telling you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.” – When talking to Charlamagne tha god on his podcast 2020
  • “I’m told Chuck Graham, state senator, is here. Stand up Chuck, let ’em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about. I’ll tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal.” – What Joe Biden asked Chuck Graham who is confined to a wheelchair 2008
  • “It’s a right for people to have badacathcare.. I will lead an effective strategy to mobilize trudinerdashinerdapressure…” – His gibberish he said in Michigan at a rally in 2020
  • Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys,” – Some crazy story he told at a rally in 2019
  • Falling asleep all the time.
  • Also, falling down stairs. Repeatedly.

So let’s just go to a funny video of some of his gaffes in 2021.

It’s Time to take a stand. We choose freedom.


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